Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Soybean Storm!

Alright, Storm just finished. Seven dorms. Seven performances, and one very, very upset pair of knee caps. Good god, my left knee is swollen like a cantaloupe. It took a beating to save the right and now both of them are very angry =_=;

Today marks Setsubun. At the very end of Storm, we were treated by the men of 2MD to eho-maki, as well as the irimame with which to pelt the two poor sods who were wearing nothing more but novelty thongs and oni masks, all throughout all three floors of 2MD.

Afterwards, we ate the eho-maki to bring in good health, while both the oni men recovered from being pelted with hundreds of roasted soybeans. And for one special, unfortunate sod who arrived late to the party, he had to eat his eho-maki from the groin of a fellow dormmate.

To give you an idea of what 2MD is like, the penalty for not doing your weekly or daily duty is not a financial penalty like it is as 3WD, but a porn penalty. IE: you miss your duty, you have to buy the dorm a porno mag and it has to meet the discriminating standards of the Minister of Finance. What was best was the fake x-rated posters of various guys from the dorm involved in fetish situations. Proudly above the door of the common room was someone getting fake-bukkake'd. A pixelated phallus and whip cream on the face.

Yep. I can see why 2MD and 3WD are BFFs. We are fucking nuts. I just wonder when the video hits YouTube >_>;

3 comments:

Maxime said...

Japan is weord.

That's all I have to say :)

Anonymous said...

soybean storm? Explain to the michigander Mom Pleasssssssse!!!

Unknown said...

o.O

so you mean people can be all crazy over there and people don't whack them over the head for it? Sweet!

Not sure I'd like being on the receiving end of that money shot on the poster. :P